why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
"how would you describe yourself"
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
me trying to participate in sports
I have something to say to the people of Meereen.
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below