Pull my hair and tell me that you love me.

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you


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sometimes i feel like i just need to punch myself in the face

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

I have something to say to the people of Meereen. 

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

markliddell:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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